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Paul Keating Insult Generator v1.0.2
Requirements: Android 2.3.3+
Overview: This application is a random word generated phrasing application.
Mr Keating has not uttered these
phrases himself. Mr Keating has not authorised this application and has
no association with it. Much like the Australian population, we think it would be great to have such a magnificent orator back in politics.
Long for the days of proper political slanging matches in Australia?
Where it was about the quality and constitutions of the people involved
not what they did 17 years ago? Do you remember fondly the days of
glorious one-liners, zingers and put-downs that were thrown across the
aisle with reckless abandon. Do you miss that master of mockery Paul
Keating, who was able to effortlessly slice and dice his political
opponents in a single sentence?
Well, miss him no longer for with
the Paul Keating Insults App for ‘Android Linux Platform For Phone
Communication Devices’, it’s like having a tiny Paul Keating in your
pocket ready to lend a hand with the perfect insult for any occasion.
Amuse your friends, confound your enemies, insult anyone on any medium
be it via email, Facebook, Twitter or even In Real Life. Let all talk of
scandals, slush funds, press galleries
and SMS history fade away as you embrace the heady and intoxicating
brew of a real political climate, when politicians were politicians,
journalists were journalists and no one would have ever thought ABC24
sounded like ‘a good idea’.
This app has been lovingly crafted by
Synthetica as a Christmas (and New Year) present to a desperate nation,
sorely lacking in political pizzaz and panache. Not only does the app
contain nuclear-quality Keating-esque Insults but it comes with a lovely
icon carved from the finest pixels by Walkley Award winning (that means
he’s quite good) political cartoonist Jon Kudelka.
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Free Paul Keating Insult Generator v1.0.2 apk
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